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idioticteen:

when a pube gets caught in your underwear in public 

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

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KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

toxicwinner:

shia labeouf’s mum:image


shia labeouf: Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds

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dlubes:

i love the new lana del rey music video

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